When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
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