I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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