Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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