how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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