I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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