At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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