I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
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Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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