Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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