I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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