you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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