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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.

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  If you're joking I'm going to be sad

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I wish you could order shots online.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job

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• (518): View more from New York

  Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.

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