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• (773): View more from Illinois

  so I'm never txting u again after today...

  (248): View more from Michigan

  y?

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  cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)

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  ha...too late

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• (323): View more from California

  my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.

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• (818): View more from California

  She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.

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