don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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