so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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