that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
i now understand why vodka
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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