i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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