I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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