i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
This is the high leading the old right now
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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