I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
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