How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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