Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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