Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Who put my cat in the fridge?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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