You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Randomize
