I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize