...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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