We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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