Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
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I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
this is an emotional support booty call
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Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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