i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
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You may now shotgun with the bride
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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