And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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