Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
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if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
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Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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