Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
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