I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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