Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
im holly from the hills drunk
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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