he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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