Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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