Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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