he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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