bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
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Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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