the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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