arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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