Pregnant stripper...not hot.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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