dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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