your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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