You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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