You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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