belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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