Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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