so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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