Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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