my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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