On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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