How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
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you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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