No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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