After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
