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• (469): View more from Texas

  HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.

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• (650): View more from California

  Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..

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  Aren't you in 8th grade?

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  9th, but that's not the point.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.

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• (408): View more from California

  I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes

  (937): View more from Ohio

  Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.

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