I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
wow bdsm is so cute