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• (805): View more from California

  Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...

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• (512): View more from Texas

  She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..

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• (+44): View more from England

  His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun

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• (239): View more from Florida

  You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  no. 1 rule of bromania: no females

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard

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  Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.

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• (914): View more from New York

  DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You were supposed to behave this weekend.

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  But... naked.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell

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