About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit