Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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