Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i would punch a child for taco bell
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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