ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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